• Bribe Fighter
• 14 years ago
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Traffic police- Excellent bribe negotiators!!!

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I was at Hospital & my number plate's first 2 letters had broken while taking a patient to hospital.
While going home, i stood at the traffic signal. One Cop stopped me & said "number plate is damaged, 600 rupees".
Me: Sir, i'm a student, don't have 600 rupees.
cop: Then how much do you have?
Me: Just got my relative admitted to Victoria hospital sir, i really don't have so much cash.
Cop: Do u have Driving License?
Me: Yes sir( showed it to him)
Cop: Take out Insurance.
Me: yes sir (showed it).
Cop: 400 rupees aaguthe(it'll cost you 400 rupees).
Me: I really don't have 400 rupees sir.
Cop: then leave your vehicle & collect it after paying the fine.
Me: Plz sir, i'm a student, don't have so much cash.
Cop: How much cash do you have?
Me: 50 rupees for petrol & some change sir.
Cop: Take out 100 rupees.
Me: I need it for petrol sir, plz sir.
Cop finally realised that he can't get any bribe from me, quickly takes out BlackBerry & starts typing in full Style :P
Cop: what is your name?
Me: Gave my name. "Sir i dont have so much cash".
Cop: Bill kodtha idehne togali ( I'm giving you the bill, take it).
Me: But i really dont have so much cash sir.
Cop hands me a bill of 100 Rupees for "Defective Reg Number Plate".
Me: I'll have to fill petrol sir, no petrol in bike.
Cop: That's not my problem. If u dont have 100, leave your bike & go get cash.
I had no choice but to pay 100 rupees, but anyway felt better that i didn't pay bribe to these guys!